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- More Legal Troubles: O.J. Simpson Charged with Selling Uranium to Iran
- O.J. Simpson Looking Forward to Being Somebody’s Bitch for Twenty to Life
- Oakland Raiders Assure NFL League Office Al Davis is Still Alive
- Clay Aiken Emboldens Three NFL Stars to Come Out
- Patriots Unnerved by Vulgarity of Joey Porter's Taunts
- Leaked "Rosenhaus Doctrine" Reveals Super Agent's Shocking Plans to Expand Global Footprint
- NFL Plays Through Tense Day on Wall Street; Several Teams Narrowly Avert Disaster
- Belichick Causes Controversy By Likening Makeshift Offense to “Putting Lipstick on Pigskin”
- Culpepper “Un-retires” and Will Patiently Wait for a Quarterback Injury to Open a Roster Spot
- NFL Prayer Circle Goes Silent as Players Swear they See Image of Jesus on Teammate's Crucifix
- Football Team to Nowhere: Palin Credited with Ending Alaska’s Ludicrous Bid for NFL Franchise
- NFL Prayer Circle Goes Silent as Players Swear they See Image of Jesus on Crucifix
- Twelve Year Old Girl Possessed by Drew Rosenhaus
- Vikings Deny Any Inappropriate Contact with Favre; but Still Think He Has a “Real Purdy Mouth”
- Brett Favre Update: Fan from Staten Island Can Now Rest Easy Knowing Jets Will Be Incredibly Mediocre
- Miami Dolphins Fan Announces Retirement Effective Immediately -- "If Not Sooner"
- Outspoken Chad Johnson Now Pushing for Midwest Peace Talks
- Favre Cries at Retirement Speech Because He Could No Longer Spell Favre
- Randy Moss Lost Twice on Super Sunday
- Pats Players Claim Perfection Over-rated: “Even Gisele Bundchen Isn’t Perfect. Well, Actually, She Is.Damn. I’m Depressed.”
- Gisele Bundchen: “If the Pats Lose I’ll Run Naked Though Mid-Town Manhattan”
- LA Football Fans Abduct Jack Nicholson, Demand NFL Franchise Within Five Years
- Michael Vick Slated to Star in Latest Remake of “The Longest Yard
- Michael Vick Sentenced to 23 Months and Counseling Under the Watchful Eye of Snoopy
- Mental Health Professionals Summoned to Bring Winless Dolphins Back from Brink
- Critics Agree: Jets vs. Fins Has All the Makings of Komedy Klassik
- Ricky Williams: “I’m so Bummed I Could Just Smoke a Bong”
- Simpson Update: O.J. on Cross-Country Crusade to Retrieve Everyone’s Memorabilia
- Missing Chapter of Valerie Plame Wilson’s Book Discovered; “One Day at a Redskins Game with Dick Cheney”
- Rams Blame Horrendous Start on Team’s Concern for Well Being of Owen Wilson
- Colts Bolt Indy Under Dark of Night to Avoid Playing Patriots
- Dolphins’ Brown Said Before Injury in Last Game: “I’m Gonna Play This One Like It’s My Last Game”
- Sunday Marks NFL’s First Regular Season Game in London; League Commissioner Braces for “Second British Invasion”
- New Superbowl Format: All Music
- NFL Round Up: Week Three Highlights
- NFL Commissioner Shocks Bills with Talk of Stiff OJ Fine
- FellateGate: Belichick Taped Mangini and Wife’s Carnal Pleasures; Prepped Him For Spying on Opposing Teams
- Marcus Vick Admits to Operating Unlicensed Flea Circus
- Disney’s Pluto: Michael Vick Kicked My Ass at Closing Time
- Michael Vick Accused of Breeding and Selling Sight-Impaired Seeing Eye Dogs
- Brady Quinn Falls to 22nd Pick; Angry QB Blasts Critics with Passive Aggressive Sarcasm
- League Denies Head Referee’s Request to Be Relieved of Coin Toss Duties
- Rice Has Friendly Bet with Iraqi PM; Rice Picks the Colts, al-Maliki Predicts Defeat of Shia Militia in Southern Iraq
- One Day After NFL Commissioner Vows to End “Wild Behavior,” Michael Irvin Elected to Hall
- Tony Dungy Insists He Was Regular on Last Season of M*A*S*H
- Peyton Manning May Not Be Poetry in Motion But He’s a Poet in the Huddle
- Miami Cold Snap Catches Bears with Pants Down; Team Packed for 70+ Degree Weather
- Goodyear Blimp Pilot Arrested for Airborne Ogling
- Bill Parcells to Write Super Bowl Diary for JockStraps
- Chargers Angry at Patriots for Violating Team Logo; Patriots Mascot Later Found Bound, Gagged, Wearing Lace Panties and Makeup
- Giants Coach Rallies Downcast Team: “Cheer Up, It Could Be Worse”
- New Study Reveals Three Out of Four Referees “Have Feelings”
- Turkey Executed at Dawn Wins Camp David Football Pool
- Nine Weeks into Season Colts Undefeated; But Joe Namath "Guarantees" Jets Victory in Week Four Matchup
- NFL Week One: Season Starts with a Bang Leaving 46 Dead, Scores Injured
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