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- Actors Studio Honcho Says NBA Enables “Culture of Bad Acting”
- Martha Stewart Gives Mark Cuban Useful Tips for Prison Living
- Cryptic Messages about New York Knicks Discovered While Playing Beatles’ Revolver Album Backwards
- One of World’s Fastest Guitarists, Al Di Meola to Play National Anthem for Impatient Giants Fans
- Obama’s One Day NBA Contract Irks 14th Man on Bulls’ Roster
- Houston's Chinese Population Outraged as Yao Ming Pops Out of Immense Take-Out Box to Start Season
- Republicans Accuse Obama of Showboating Spectacular Dunk in 1978 High School Game
- Charlotte Bobcats Continue Search for Identity; Investigators Have Few Leads
- Renowned Atheist Calls God a "Delusion" -- But is "Very Impressed" with NBA Commissioner David Stern
- Member of Carmello's Posse Let Go; Athletes Feeling Economic Pinch Trim Payroll
- LeBron James Inexplicably Acquires Swedish Accent
- High School Basketball Video Surfaces of Sarah Palin; Scores 22 Points While Taunting Russians
- NBA’s Top Mop Boy Gets Five Year Contract with Sixers
- Twenty-two Year Old Stuck in 1967 to Finally Get His Shot at the NBA
- Stanley Rodgers and Mitch Hammerstein to Write “Oklahoma! Pt. 2” to Welcome Supersonics
- Baron Davis Inspires Oakland Man to Opt Out of Fourth Year of Marriage
- Memphis Grizzlies Select Actual Grizzly in Third Round of NBA Draft
- Lakers Hide From Kobe After Epic Collapse
- Lakers Coach Cites Dennis Kucinich in Pep Talk
- “If I Did It…” : Tim Donaghy Peddles OJ-Inspired Manuscript
- Diners Fail to Aid NBA's Most Flagrant Flopper During Near-Fatal Choking Fit
- My Worst Date Ever
- LeBron: “When I Retire I Want to Play For and Attend Ohio State”
- Rockets Teammates Smoke Yao’s Private Stash of Chinese Herbs Used to Treat Season-Ending Foot Injury
- Carmelo Anthony Gets Awkward Stares from Teammates after Playing Rush on Locker Room Sound System
- George “Set Shot” Slavish, Only White Harlem Globetrotter, Dies During Unspectacular Open Court Layup
- It’s Official: NY Knicks Offer Rudy Giuliani Head Coaching Job
- Shaq to Phoenix Confirmed: Diesel Deleted From D-Wade’s Five
- Kobe Bryant to Have Arrogance Surgically Removed
- Overly Superstitious Pat Riley Refuses to Brush His Teeth until Heat Reach .500
- Allan Iverson No Longer Rotating with the Earth; On His Own Thirty Degree Angle
- New Class Action Suit Accuses Thomas and Knicks’ Owner of Creating Hostile Basketball Environment
- Bucks Sign Yi; Milwaukee’s Fetid “Beijing-Like” Air Quality Seals Dea
- It’s Official: LeBron’s Got the World by the Balls
- Kevin Garnett Trade Sends Prince, Minneapolis Native and T-Wolves Fan, into Deep Funk
- “If I Did It…” : Disgraced Former NBA Ref Tim Donaghy Peddles OJ-Inspired Manuscript - DUPLICATE
- Angry Mob of Republican Operatives Storm NBA League Office to Support Suns Players
- Shaquille O’Neal Taking Off Entire Off-Season Too
- Tim Hardaway Says He’s Not Too Enamored With Heterosexuals Either
- NBA Players Exhale as Trading Deadline Passes Uneventfully
- NBA’s Most Unathletic Head Coach Suits Up for One Play
- Former NBA Player Says He’s Gay; Ted Haggard’s “Counselors” Disagree
- Las Vegas Philharmonic to Perform Music of John Cage at NBA All-Star Game
- Knicks Player Who Carried Out Coach’s Order for Hit Prepares for Next Assignment
- Wilt Chamberlain's 20,000 Women Banged Finally To Be Honored by NBA
- Steve Nash Can’t Understand Why His Buzzer Beaters Don’t Dissolve into “That Really Cool Slow Motion”
- Charlotte Bobcats Continue Search for Identity; Investigators Have Few Leads
- Top Doctors Say Golden State Warriors Fans Suffer From Freakish Mass Delusion
- Renowned Atheist Calls God a "Delusion" — But is "Very Impressed" with NBA Commissioner David Stern
- Larry Brown Nixed Offer to Replace Bush's Embattled Chief of Staff
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