Missing Chapter of Valerie Plame Wilson’s Book Discovered; “One Day at a Redskins Game with Dick Cheney”
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WASHINGTON, DC (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) Valerie Plame Wilson, the attractive United State CIA officer whose cover was blown by the Bush administration, had been making the rounds on the talk show circuit in recent weeks. Now that the writer’s strike is in full force, talk shows like The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and The Late Show with David Letterman are in reruns. Unfortunately for them, they’re missing out on perhaps the most intriguing development since the tell-all book, Fair Game: My Life as a Spy, My Betrayal by the White House hit stores.
A missing chapter the CIA felt was too sensitive has fallen into the hands of the editors of The Sportsman’s Daily. As in the case of many of the book’s passages, classified information has been redacted. The following is an excerpt from the chapter entitled, One Day at a Redskins Game with Dick Cheney.
...In my line of work it isn’t often I get to enjoy much of what regular Americans take for granted – picnics in the park, going to the movies, seeing a ballgame with my husband. I was born in Anchorage, Alaska a place where professional sports doesn’t always make the front page. So when I lived in Washington, I enjoyed taking in Wizards games and Capitols games. One time I received a call from the office of the Vice President to see if I’d like to join him and some of his staff at a Redskins-Eagles game. I was thrilled at the prospect. My husband Joe was out of town, and I was looking for something to pass the time.
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