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Spectacular Footage of Closing Ceremony Leaked; Featured Nine Year Old “Dancer” Turns Out to be Creation of Pedophiliac Animator

BEIJING (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) — Supporting allegations that portions of the opening ceremonies of the XXIX Olympiad were “enhanced” by computer-generated sleight-of-hand, a fifteen minute excerpt from the forthcoming closing ceremonies appeared over YouTube, before Chinese authorities demanded that it be taken down (a brief excerpt can be viewed here).

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